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Saturday, August 19, 2006

Early morning audio porn

Shhh. It's very quiet in the house right now, and darn it I'm wide awake. ALWAYS when I have something important to do. I like it when it's quiet, because then I can concentrate on what I'm listening to. Anyway, a quadruple slam of audio pretties:


First up, the pod chair. And it's in a teen catalogue? F'nA- I want one!

High-quality built-in speakers are strategically positioned near your ears, and a subwoofer sits under your seat for maximum bass. A pocket holds your iPod® and a control panel by your right hand lets you change the volume. A wood frame with weighted base prevents tipping, and cush faux suede looks and feels deluxe. Standard audio jack makes it easy to connect to any game system or MP3 player. 34 x 29 x 30" h.
And only $400!

Next up we have the Progression Wake Up Clock, which is exactly as this very original name says it is. So, like 30 minutes before you are actually supposed to get up, it starts with this peaceful light, then nature sounds, and aromatherapy, all getting stronger until at the end of the 30 minutes it immediately jumps into a rendition of Reveille to get your nature loving, lavender smelling ass out of bed.

OK, I made that last part up. Still, if the aroma isn't coffee... and the sound isn't two children under ten fighting, I ain't movin'. This one is a little easier on the wallet at $50.

Speaking of two children under 10, I may have to stock up on these :

Isn't it cute? It's a USB SD/MMC Mp3 I-before-E-and-sometimes-after-C player. This little bug gives you 10 hours of playing time, and runs on a little iddy-biddy AAA battery. Perfect for children who are prone to breaky the electronic thingys. At $15, as I said you can stock up!

Finally, I give you the Logitech AudioStation Stereo Speakers for iPod- taadaaaa! Coming in at a mere hundred dollars less than the chair above, you get 80 watts of power, removable grills and a freaking remote with this baby!

Heh, I think I'm getting tired now, because I'm reading through this post and finding it funny. Enjoy the browsing and the pretty things... and have a great weekend everyone!

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